…Wow it’s been a while since I’ve been around.
YEAH NO SHIT YOU WHORE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
spazzmotic replied to your post: -hiding in a bush- y arent u dead yet
..uuuuuuhhh -MAKES BIRD NOISES-
…I can also set your hiding ablaze if that’s what you are asking for.
-CEASES BIRD NOISES and speaks in a loud whisper-
nnnnoooo thaaannnk yoouuu
spazzmotic replied to your post: I’m so tired lately.
then take a fucking nap and stop complaining -rood-I have been sleeping.
If I wasn’t sleeping I wouldn’t state the obvious…
Ugh. Leave me alone.
WELL why the fuck’re you tired if you’ve been sleepin’?
that doesn’t make any sense.
-squints at him and puts his hands in his POCKETS???? WHY IS HE WEARING A SNOWJACKET IN THE SUMMER-
You’re weird.
FKJSSKFJSOKAY, OKAY THEY’RE YOURS. -//gives him his space lik woah don’t get between a man and his cookies damn-
-leaves no cookies for the hungry-
….i didn’t even want cookies
octopus babies you guys
OCTOPUS BABIES
LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SOUND LIKE
BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP
Are you sure they’re octopi?
They look like squids
Tiny baby squids
yeah they’re some octopuses their mother commits suicide n’ starves herself to death it’s fucking crazy
they have a lot of brains too.
they’re the fucking alakazam of the seaworld
-manly tears as he takes the bag-
yes, you are correct I do not want any cookies let me take his bag of delicious, irresistible cookies to my parents yeah okay this is what I’m going to do
Yes, they are delicious! UvU Soft and chewy and-
…are you crying??? Oh no did the cookies remind you of something sad I beTTER TAKE THEM BACK…-//reach-
-SCREAMS BARKS HISSES-
NOFUCKYOUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHEY’REFUCKINGMINEOKAY
tohandsbetweenlegs replied to your post: ((I haven’t rped in so long how do rp))
[[ same, same ]]
((let’s just elope into a sea of bad rping until we’re exceptional again))
whimsicalchai replied to your post: ((I haven’t rped in so long how do rp))
u go wiff da flow n hope it dont snow while u make sum dough sellin row after row ok im dun
((ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GROWING WEED, MAKING A CAKE OR ROLEPLAYING))
Oh, I guess you must not want any cookies then…!!NO.
NO I DON’T
-crosses his arms and glares at her-
-Hands him a bag with exactly 7 cookies in it!!-
Well, then.
Give these to your parents. UvU Since you don’t want any.
-manly tears as he takes the bag-
yes, you are correct I do not want any cookies let me take his bag of delicious, irresistible cookies to my parents yeah okay this is what I’m going to do
